You be nice to daddy's crotch. You want a baby sister!
(To Mckenzie)
All mommy did was house you for 9 months. I did all the hard work- like put up with mommy
All semis look the same to you. You're a semi racist
Stop accusing me of eating your fat kid snacks
I hear Daisy Maids don't deep clean very well. Otherwise I would hire them for you
M- You're fully capable of making the bed.
B- Ya, but then what would you do?
Sometimes all a guy wants to do is watch film. And then his daughter poops everywhere
(To Mckenzie)
My very sensitive parts are very close to your feet. It's terrifying
