to be annoyed when people have private Instagram accounts. NOW how are you going to cyber stalk them??
to love your baby SO MUCH but be happy that it's not your turn to put her to bed (mama needs some mama time)
to have 34985 things to do but read your new book instead
to tense up and want to cover your child with a bubble when the kid behind you in church starts coughing all over the place (and to be mad at the mother who is letting their child cough everywhere, cover his mouth woman!)
to feel better about eating a string cheese instead of a block of cheddar cheese...even though they are the same thing (a block of cheese is a block of cheese my friend)
to leave clean laundry unfolded in the basket for days (laundry is just stupid amiright?)
to not wash your hair for 4 days (ah it's Friday...I can just pull it up for work. Saturday? well I'm not going to see anyone so... Sunday, OK, I probably should wash it but I can just wait for Monday morning...)
to show pictures of your baby to random people at work who politely ask "how's your baby?" SHE'S SO CUTE WANT TO SEE A PICTURE????
to want to eat pancakes for breakfast but settle for toast instead because you just really really don't want to cook
to give yourself credit for your child's excellent sleeping capabilities. yes my 3 month old sleeps 11 hours a night. yes I think it's mostly because of me. #sorrynotsorry
Showing posts with label it's okay. Show all posts
Showing posts with label it's okay. Show all posts
23.11.14
19.7.14
Hey, it's OK
...to never look at the nutrition label on a bag of chips you just ate in one sitting
... to delete a voice mail at work when it says it's over 2 minutes long
...to hate the guy weaving in and out of traffic and secretly love it when you end up right next to him at the red light
... to avoid Pinterest after dinner because it makes you hungry all over again
... to stay away from a coworker when you know they are in a certain mood...no need to poke the bear
... to eat all of your snacks before you actually bust out lunch that requires reheating
... to act like you aren't included in that group text
... to be jealous that your husband gets to run a half marathon and at the same time be relieved that you aren't the one that has the 3am wake-up call
Hey, it's OK (prego edition)
... to wear the exact same pants 4 days in a row without washing them
... to binge watch TV after a long day at work
... to take off above-mentioned pants as soon as you get home and before you reach the couch for that binge watching sesh.
... to not tell random people what you plan on naming your baby. I don't really care what you think thankyouverymuch
... to wait until you have had all your baby showers until really buying anything
... to stop reading magazine articles about pregnancy when you don't feel like anything applies to you
... to check out #36weeks on instagram just to see how your baby bump compares to other mommies out there
more OK posts
... to delete a voice mail at work when it says it's over 2 minutes long
...to hate the guy weaving in and out of traffic and secretly love it when you end up right next to him at the red light
... to avoid Pinterest after dinner because it makes you hungry all over again
... to stay away from a coworker when you know they are in a certain mood...no need to poke the bear
... to eat all of your snacks before you actually bust out lunch that requires reheating
... to act like you aren't included in that group text
... to be jealous that your husband gets to run a half marathon and at the same time be relieved that you aren't the one that has the 3am wake-up call
Hey, it's OK (prego edition)
... to wear the exact same pants 4 days in a row without washing them
... to binge watch TV after a long day at work
... to take off above-mentioned pants as soon as you get home and before you reach the couch for that binge watching sesh.
... to not tell random people what you plan on naming your baby. I don't really care what you think thankyouverymuch
... to wait until you have had all your baby showers until really buying anything
... to stop reading magazine articles about pregnancy when you don't feel like anything applies to you
... to check out #36weeks on instagram just to see how your baby bump compares to other mommies out there
more OK posts
10.3.13
Hey, it's OK
...to wake up late AND take a nap before going to 1 p.m. church
...to keep the blinds closed on a sunny day because you really, really don't want to put pants on
...to NOT put pants on until the last possible minute
...to dream about ice cream the entire length of your Saturday morning run
...to eat cereal for breakfast, lunch AND dinner
...to read old blog posts and think "i'm really funny" :)
...to hide the chocolate milk so you don't have to share
...to take advantage of the buy one get one free sale on boots, even though boot season is almost over
...to keep the blinds closed on a sunny day because you really, really don't want to put pants on
...to NOT put pants on until the last possible minute
...to dream about ice cream the entire length of your Saturday morning run
...to eat cereal for breakfast, lunch AND dinner
...to read old blog posts and think "i'm really funny" :)
...to hide the chocolate milk so you don't have to share
...to take advantage of the buy one get one free sale on boots, even though boot season is almost over
11.7.11
Hey, it's OK
Third installment of my personal favorite kind of blog post.
... to eat a brownie on the way to said gym session....and when you get home.
Hey, It's OK
....to eat cereal out of a Tupperware so you don't have to do the dishes just yet
...to have lots of wedding pictures all over your house (you looked your best that day rrright?!)
...to not be able to sit through a whole movie at home, you have way too many other things to do.
...to untag yourself in a Facebook picture you look like crap in
... to leave the gym after 30 minutes even though you really aren't that sweaty
... to eat a brownie on the way to said gym session....and when you get home.
...to put your hands in the air when Beyonce’s ‘Single Ladies’ comes on despite not being single.
...to wear the same outfit Friday and Saturday night because you’re seeing different friends.
...Admitting that your only consistent news source is John Stewart’s “The Daily Show”.
...to automatically not like a guy because he left an awful tip.
... to not like the potato salad crap that is at EVERY family get-together
25.1.11
It's NOT okay
Right after I made the previous post, a series of things happened that caused the need for this post to happen.
It is NOT okay:
To hit me with your big-A purse every time you walk down the isle to get to your chair
to get all upset when I call to ask you your opinion for my story. If you are so busy, just don't call me back!
to mock me for trying to eat healthier when you don't even keep your food down after you eat it
to ask stupid questions like "is colored paper just as good as construction paper" in a college 5000 level class
to eat a 3 course meal in class. the teacher said you could bring a snack, not your whole lunch box
to turn the AC on when it is snowing
to have a Myspace account. It's not 2006 anymore people.
to walk slow. to walk slow and take up the ENTIRE sidewalk. I don't know how you do it, but it's definitely NOT okay.
It's Okay
It's Okay
to buy $50 shoes when you buy your socks at the dollar store
pretend you didn't see that person totally eat it on the ice (they usually prefer it that way)
to still love those zero-spending weekends at your parents’ house
11.11.10
Hey, it's OK
...to eat snow
...to wear shades when it is cloudy
...to hit the snooze 5 times before you get out of bed
...to eat cold pizza for breakfast
...to plan on eating that same cold pizza for lunch and dinner too...
...to pretend to text message to get out of talking with that hyper-chatty person standing next to you. It’s called communi-faking, and we all do it.
...to mock the silly Freshman in your class for waiting until the day before to start their paper
...to be bitter that your professor won't curve any of your tests
...to not go to bed until 4 a.m.
...to buy generic TP
...to shout, "I am not!" when he claims you're hormonal.
...to start your to-do list with a task you've already done.
...to begin thinking about lunch at 9:35 A.M.
...to smirk when you see the big, tough guys at your gym tripping on the elliptical machine.
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