S&$@ Bart Says

(To Mckenzie) 
You be nice to daddy's crotch. You want a baby sister!  

(To Mckenzie)
All mommy did was house you for 9 months. I did all the hard work- like put up with mommy 

All semis look the same to you. You're a semi racist 

Stop accusing me of eating your fat kid snacks 

I hear Daisy Maids don't deep clean very well. Otherwise I would hire them for you 

M- You're fully capable of making the bed. 
B- Ya, but then what would you do? 

Sometimes all a guy wants to do is watch film. And then his daughter poops everywhere

(To Mckenzie) 
My very sensitive parts are very close to your feet. It's terrifying 

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