A kid asks me about my life and soon finds out I'm not very exciting.
He thinks I'm lying too. I mean come on, how can one person be so dull?
He asks me what book I'm reading
"The art and craft of feature writing."
He said that sounds boring,
I wanted to point out he was doing MATH so maybe he shouldn't be so judgy.
I also have a great sarcastic voice... Monotone apparently.
Well maybe I don't want to bust out into a sing-song voice on the train?
He kept touching/poking me too . "you know what you should do" reaching to his side and touching mine.
Um punch you in the face?
Moral of this story?
never wear gloves on the train.
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