to be annoyed when people have private Instagram accounts. NOW how are you going to cyber stalk them??
to love your baby SO MUCH but be happy that it's not your turn to put her to bed (mama needs some mama time)
to have 34985 things to do but read your new book instead
to tense up and want to cover your child with a bubble when the kid behind you in church starts coughing all over the place (and to be mad at the mother who is letting their child cough everywhere, cover his mouth woman!)
to feel better about eating a string cheese instead of a block of cheddar cheese...even though they are the same thing (a block of cheese is a block of cheese my friend)
to leave clean laundry unfolded in the basket for days (laundry is just stupid amiright?)
to not wash your hair for 4 days (ah it's Friday...I can just pull it up for work. Saturday? well I'm not going to see anyone so... Sunday, OK, I probably should wash it but I can just wait for Monday morning...)
to show pictures of your baby to random people at work who politely ask "how's your baby?" SHE'S SO CUTE WANT TO SEE A PICTURE????
to want to eat pancakes for breakfast but settle for toast instead because you just really really don't want to cook
to give yourself credit for your child's excellent sleeping capabilities. yes my 3 month old sleeps 11 hours a night. yes I think it's mostly because of me. #sorrynotsorry