...to eat snow
...to wear shades when it is cloudy
...to hit the snooze 5 times before you get out of bed
...to eat cold pizza for breakfast
...to plan on eating that same cold pizza for lunch and dinner too...
...to pretend to text message to get out of talking with that hyper-chatty person standing next to you. It’s called communi-faking, and we all do it.
...to mock the silly Freshman in your class for waiting until the day before to start their paper
...to be bitter that your professor won't curve any of your tests
...to not go to bed until 4 a.m.
...to buy generic TP
...to shout, "I am not!" when he claims you're hormonal.
...to start your to-do list with a task you've already done.
...to begin thinking about lunch at 9:35 A.M.
...to smirk when you see the big, tough guys at your gym tripping on the elliptical machine.
I disagree with the generic TP. Only the best for my wiping needs.
ReplyDeletethe freshmen who wait til then...? hahaha
ReplyDeleteI agree with Robert. There is nothing more uncomfortable than to have chaffing cheeks. Charmin extra soft for me. FYI, we'll use your generic TP for the guest bathroom.
ReplyDeletefake testing to avoid speaking...what a novel idea!
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