M- Guess what size my pants were that I bought today?
B- Size -
M- Nope. Size -
B- Have you ever been a size -?
M- Not for a long time.
B- So is it just some random brand that makes people feel better about themselves because of how they size it?
B- I need to start exercising. I went up the stairs and thought "son of a bitch"
*talking about the red cup scandal*
B- I'm sure there were people like this out there before Facebook, but now we have to listen to them.
B- Ya wanna know what the worst shows are?
1. The Voice
2. American Idol
3. How I Think You Should Dance
*talking to Mckenzie*
B- Don't destroy books. We aren't in the business of destroying books. You aren't a Nazi.