More S%$@ Bart Says

For this edition of S%$@ Bart says it wasn't conversations...just plenty of one liners! 

I always wanted to date a deaf girl, but I got you instead...so I guess that's kind of close

My goal this year is to have a 100% pass rate when it comes to who has a penis and who has a vagina

I don't know if your ring is a non-conflict ring. But it's only a third of a diamond so I doubt very many people died over it.

It's so hot in here my farts feel cold

We're not women. We don't have to sync our cycles to get to know each other

You know what substitute teachers are.... Unemployed

Go to bed woman, there's only so many hours in a day that I can put up with you

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