I have turned into that person...
the person that buys their dog a $.99 toy in the check out at Walmart (only to have said dog chew it a part in less than a minute. ya..my dog is too bad ass for cheap toys. now I know.)
the person who inhales a cheap bag of potato chips in her car so she doesn't have to share with Bart when she gets home
the person who cuts her own hair and has the stylist shake their head in shame
the person who tells the boys in her life "NO PLAYING FETCH IN THE HOUSE"