M: Marriage

Some things I have learned these past few weeks:

I talk in my sleep and sleep sideways, he grinds his teeth and hits me when he twitches

I wash all my clothes on cold, he actually follows the tag's instructions

He fills the whole sink up with soapy water to do the dishes and I just use the soapy scrubber

The first hour Bart is awake in the morning is quiet time

I say there can never be too many cereal bowls, he says that just means I won't feel the need to wash

anything

I don't eat everything on my plate, he does.

No matter how much milk I get poured, I never finish my glass

If he wakes up to pee, I wake up to pee

I get hot at the same time every night and feel the need to kick off all the blankets, including the ones he is using...he then freezes

I wipe the crumbs on the floor to sweep up, he wipes them in his hand and throws the crumbs away

He likes background noise, I don't