O: Old v. New

Some things are better when they are old. Either the older version of something or a thing that you have just had for a long time.

Examples:


Can openers. The new models suck! They either don't stay attached or you have to re-poke the can 5 times. Thank goodness for the old rusted-ish one with just one handle and nothing fancy because it works every time.

Sheets. New ones are itchy.

Shoes. The older the better! They fit and no longer hurt your feet. If they aren't scuffed they aren't comfy.

Gym shirts. They are already stretched out and loose fitting!

Pillows. Older ones know exactly where your head likes to be

Cookies. Day old cookies are a little better than fresh out of the oven.

Towels. They have no lint and fuzzier left to leave all over.

There are things that are better new though too:

Mascara

Razors

Cars

Air fresheners

Lint rollers

Phones

Nail Polish