M- No it's not.
B- Well Megan, you don't have to sit by you so you wouldn't understand
B- What, I have to watch a freakin infomercial on Ryan Lotche instead of sand volleyball?
M- Why do I even open my mouth?
B- I don't know, you know I don't listen.
M- Kristen Stweart cheated on Robert Pattinson and it's really sad..
B- ....Was it with Jacob?
B- The problem is you're comparing Grey's Anatomy to football.
B- (Playing -and losing- the science games at the State Fair) I feel like I used to play these games in High School and win...Am I just too intelligent now?
B- My name is Bart, I have great calves, and I'm a Mormon