1. As a licensed hair professional I am asking everyone to PLEASE stop poofing your hair a foot off of your head. Having a birds nest with a thin layer of hair attempting to cover it is NOT attractive. I have never once met a guy who finds that hot. In fact, every guy I know makes fun of you for having your hair like that so enough is enough....just stop. If I have any desire to touch your head and see how far it will squish down, you have a problem.
2. This is mostly just for Freshman and let me preface this comment with the following conversation that went on in my class today:
Teacher (T) : You will have 3 exams in my class, 2 during the regular semester and 1 final and the final is NOT comprehensive.
3 minuets later
Student (S): Is the Final going to be comprehensive?
T:No, it will just cover the last part of the material we cover.
S: So what you're saying is the Final won't be on everything we covered for the whole semester?
T: Yes that is what I am saying. No comprehensive test.
2 minutes later
S: Are we allowed to leave when we are done with our tests?
T: Has any professor made you stay?
S: Well this is my first year so I just don't know, I have never been able to just leave a class when I am finished hahahha.
Stupid Stupid Stupid.
3. I have no problems with English Majors. I have problems with English Majors who say "anyways"
4. Any human being over the age of 10 should NEVER say "Cool Beans" Ever.
This is only the beginning....