B- I think she's dead
(dad says something)
(dad says something)
B- Well I put a pillow over her face and she's stopped kickin' so.....
(Walking through the men's department and sees a pair of skinny jeans)
B- What's up with these pants? Where does the penis go?
B- What's up with these pants? Where does the penis go?
(still walking through the men's department)
B- What do hipsters wear to formal events? Their grandmas best flannel?
B-People need to stop inconveniencing the world with their horrible driving
B- This isn't where my screw driver goes. I bet The Situation doesn't have to worry about this kind of stuff with Snookie
M- Are you comparing me to Snookie?
B- Well you certainly aren't JWow
B- I want some chocolate
M- It's 70% dark
B- Gross! 70% dark chocolate is like eating a vegetable
Ya know what Megan? Just stay pretty over there. I don't need your help
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