Happy holidays! We just wanted to
update everyone we love, and anybody else who cyber stalks us, on how our year
went. We meant to finish this earlier and send it out, but Bart has been
stricken with Mono and is rendered useless until further notice.
The
year started out great. Megan was in her second semester at the University of
Utah and Bart was halfway through his first year of teaching, contemplating his
life choices. He soon realized teaching is about 15% inspiring young minds and
85% punishing the little &%$@ who disrupt the class. We regularly argue who
is to blame for the bad behavior of these kids. Bart says it’s the parents
while Megan says it’s the children.
Our upstairs neighbors and their
small yapping dog finally moved out…followed quickly by an even larger more
annoying dog. Our apartment adventures have been memorable to say the least. We
live in a place invested with dog owners who have no time for their dogs, and so
these dogs bark and cry all day long. We regularly dream about giving a bacon
sponge to the dog downstairs, but have had self-control so far. This has
further encouraged us to start thinking about buying a house, which will
hopefully be in next year’s Christmas letter.
We decided to
take a vacation in the early spring to California. On our way we discovered a
little town where the people are literally outnumbered by livestock 7:1. At
this point we were lost on our journey. Bart was willing to stop for directions
but there was not a soul to be found and let’s be honest, cows aren’t that
friendly.
Angel’s Camp, CA was a great place
to vacation….if you’re collecting social security and have a subscription to
AARP. We stayed for 4 days. Our trip later took us to San Francisco but we only
stayed one day because come on, what would a young couple like us have to do in
the “Paris of the West?” After biking from the pier across the Golden Gate
bridge and back (which only took us 2 hours), we decided not to stop for lunch
to save us money on the rental fees…but Bart was quickly reminded how Megan gets when she’s hungry, and looking
back he would have gladly paid the extra fees. After fighting a herd of
retirees for a table at the local chowder shop, we decided to head back to our
hotel for a nap (because remember, we’re 80 years old). We were pleasantly surprised by the location
and classiness until we got to our “room” which was really just a bed squeezed
into a 5x5 closet and yes, that included the bathroom. We decided to tour the
city at night, which left us incredibly lost for a few hours…but we got to see
the side of San Fran that few tourists ever get to see.
We
really do live in a great location. We love the area. It’s close to work and
more importantly, close to the mall! In an unrelated note we will be pushing
back the purchase of a house.
Since Megan is now working full time
she’s napping a lot more, but the naps kind of suck since she really hates the
couch. Bart however still enjoys taking naps as often as possible.
Many things happened in the
political world and Bart was so happy to announce that this was “our first
election in love”. A very exciting time in the Bowen household! In other social
news….Megan thinks it’s stupid that women are wearing pants to church to send a
message. Bart was all for supporting it except his disability prevented him
from realizing his “purple” tie was blue.
Megan is still a student and finds
joy in going to class (HA!) She finally learned how to spell available and resturaunt….resturant…restarount?
Moving on…
During
this season of giving Bart wants an iPad for Christmas and Megan wants new
couches. But hey, we don’t always get what we want right? Just two days into
Bart’s Christmas break he finds out he has mono and should be resting for the
next 3 weeks. Bart is keeping busy by taking pictures of his nasty infected
tonsils and sending them to random family members. On the plus side we have
plenty of pudding, applesauce and soup in the house.
Best Christmas letter ever. So funny!
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